Internet Quotes - A global network exchanging digitized data

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. 

Dave Barry
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I have an almost religious zeal — not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up.

Dan Millman
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The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism. 

Brad Shapcott
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. 

Dave Barry
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The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

Andrew Brown

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