Women Men And Family Life Famous Quotes

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

Sigmund Freud
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain
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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.

Ambrose Bierce
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

Robert Paul
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Elayne Boosler
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

Anonymous
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristoteles Onassis
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West
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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

Al Bundy
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