The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Ambrose Bierce
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Robert Paul
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
Sigmund Freud
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
Ambrose Bierce
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Robert Paul
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Anonymous
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy
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