Internet Twitter Quotes-A bird's song is beautiful, but if it never stops you feel like shooting it.

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. ~William Gibson

Every bit of software wants you to be "social." What ever happened to being grumpy and alone in your writer's fugue? ~Doug Green

On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away. ~Author UnknownNo matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn't. ~Don Rittner

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. ~Don Rittner

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source. ~Benjamin Franklin

I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist. ~Richard Turner

A bird's song is beautiful, but if it never stops you feel like shooting it. ~Laura Ainsley

[W]e're into a whole new world with the Internet, and whenever we sort of cross another plateau in our development, there are those who seek to take advantage of it. So this is a replay of things that have happened throughout our history. ~Bill Clinton

The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon