Marriage And Perfect Wedding Quotes

Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Ambrose Bierce
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Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

Ambrose Bierce
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Spike Milligan
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Love-Famous Quotes
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Inspirational Quotes

Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

Ambrose Bierce
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney
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Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.

Al Bundy
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We can do no great things, only small things with great love.

Mother Teresa
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A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

Pearl S. Buck
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Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older.

John Maynard Keynes
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Armor: The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Ambrose Bierce
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Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

Al Bundy
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Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts and only asks to be lived.

Michael Jackson
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We remain very married.

Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford
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Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change. So suffering must become Love. That is the mystery.

Katherine Mansfield
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We are effectively destroying ourselves by violence masquerading as love.

Ronnie D. Laing
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If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.

Margaret Thatcher
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Margaret Thatcher
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