Women And Men - Relationship Quotes

Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.

Agatha Christie
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There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

Orson Welles

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

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Love and Physical Appearance

Types Of Friendship

Heart Touching Poetry

Sad Poetry

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne

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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Margaret Thatcher

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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Mike Binder

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Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

Wernher von Braun

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I'm a personality as well as an actress. Show me an actress who isn't a personality, and you'll show me a woman who isn't a star.

Katharine Hepburn

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney

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No woman in my time will be Prime Minister...

Margaret Thatcher

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