Microsoft is not the answer - Great Software Quotes

Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!
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If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Whitney Brown
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Louis Hector Berlioz
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Douglas Adam
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